Fay's kitty =>(READ IT! OR DIE with kitties help)

Name: Fay, the awesomist one

Name of Form: Genius/Evil Kitty

Apperance: Deppens what picture u want to know about

What does it do: kills stuff... like its MY pet so of course it does you should be expecting these answers already

History: at first my evil kitty was suicidal but then i found him just as it was about to kill itself (see picture) at first i just thought it was just a cute face but then i thought "how'd it get the gun?" so i decided i'd find out and i asked (the kitty obciously didn't kno how to speak- it only knew how to shoot a revolver- it pointed the gun at me and i threw a ball of cat nap at it- you might ask why i carry cat nap around with me but you never kno when something comes in handy
and you can't really critisize me as i've already proven it true... i told you YOU CAN'T CRITISIZE ME!... okay u can but not without me dropping a nuke on u... MWAHAHAHAHAA...) back to my story (HAHA- couldnt help myself) it fell to sleep and i took its gun and put it on a lead ( i kno it sounds weird that i put a cat on a lead but... YOU CAN'T CRITISIZE ME!) it woke up and i persuaded it with a heap of cat-snacks and trained it (toilet training included) and ocassionally it brings me some guns and... OK i'm getting bored with the made up history lesson.

Behaviour before i met it: suicidal

After i made it my pet: pure EVIL mwahahahahahahaaaaa
http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/kitten.jpg

There r no guns

And the same with TV's!! there's no such thing!